tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-01:170523 feren feren 2012-09-29T22:11:02Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-05-01:170523:433425 2012-09-29T21:57:01Z 2012-09-29T22:11:02Z public 0 Today I advanced my theory to <span style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='https://lady-curmudgeon.dreamwidth.org/profile'><img src='https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png' alt='[personal profile] ' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: text-bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='https://lady-curmudgeon.dreamwidth.org/'><b>lady_curmudgeon</b></a></span> that college football could be made vastly more interesting if I could just get a thought shift to occur around mascot choices.<br /><br />Imagine this: Instead of choosing something "noble" like the <i>Wolf</i> or the <i>Husky</i> or the <i>Falcon</i>, the coach and school go for something a bit more ... humble.<br /><br />I submit for your consideration: <i>the star-nosed mole</i>.<br /><center><a href="http://imgur.com/QRdN1"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/QRdN1.jpg" alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a></center><br /><br />Now, imagine that terrifying visage as a <i>seven foot tall, terrycloth, nightmare-fuel mascot costume</i>. Oh, the Moles are down 5 points in the final quarter? Trot this mascot out on the field for a quick pep rally. Watch the opposing team shriek and scatter in confusion and fear!<br /><br />This is a game-changer, I'm telling you.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=feren&ditemid=433425" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments