Ugh.

[feren]

There is nothing quite like waking up to a sandpaper tongue raking over your lips. Apparently Ra is back to french-kissing me awake, a habit I thought I broke him of a number of years ago.

It could always be worse, I suppose: I could have been awoken by Ra the same way yotogi once was by one of his pets. I'm glad I wasn't, though.... I don't want to have to file sexual assault charges against my cat.

Not like it was so long ago

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[frostyw.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's better than leaving a "present".

All my cat does is miaou until someone gets up to feed her. She's not necessarily hungry; she just wants to be fed. Evidence: Usual routine this morning, so I fed her. She hushes up, sniffs it and walks away. I put her outside the instant she walked away. :)

Unfortunately, when she came back in, she ate it up, then threw it all up. Mom found evidence of grass in the mess. :/

[tuftears.livejournal.com]

Cat-food breath!

[almanzo.livejournal.com]

At least you're waking up to kisses. :) Could be worse. You could have a dog that likes to poop on your face in the morning.

[feren.livejournal.com]

Cat food if I'm lucky.

[feren.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you're not speaking from experience.

[almanzo.livejournal.com]

@@@@hhhh no.

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

And an eternity of thank yous for bringing that memory to the surface once again.

[daveqat.livejournal.com]

It could be worse, Feren... It could be a lot worse. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/officialgaiman/54759.html)