Heh heh heh...

Sorry, gang, but I have only one thing to say:

Quoting a website's propoganda does not make it fact.

Or perhaps yotogi, the Watcher, the reaver of fucking LiveJournal souls said it best when he said

"And let us not forget that the Weight Watchers website is undeniably the place to go to receive information on competing weight loss schema that is utterly unblemished by partiality. Right. And a five-foot-tall chocolate Atkins shake might fly, singing the praises of Bob Almighty on High while playing the BANJO, out of my narrow, white virgin ASS!"

Methinks somebody is just jealous of the repeated success stories on anthroatkins.

closer to free

Heh heh heh...

Sorry, gang, but I have only one thing to say:

Quoting a website's propoganda does not make it fact.

Or perhaps yotogi, the Watcher, the reaver of fucking LiveJournal souls said it best when he said

"And let us not forget that the Weight Watchers website is undeniably the place to go to receive information on competing weight loss schema that is utterly unblemished by partiality. Right. And a five-foot-tall chocolate Atkins shake might fly, singing the praises of Bob Almighty on High while playing the BANJO, out of my narrow, white virgin ASS!"

Methinks somebody is just jealous of the repeated success stories on anthroatkins.

closer to free

Hmmm.

You know, I'm a horrible, horrible geek. I'm just not happy unless I have my fingers dirty, my sleeves rolled up and my hands in some sort of project -- it doesn't matter if that project is a car engine rebuild, a computer overhaul, pulling single-mode fiber or something else, I feel compelled to keep myself busy. Tonight's project of choice is Sendmail, and overhauling it so that I can allow people to relay their SMTP traffic through me without becomming some spammer's bitch. I was able to locate a couple documents and followed them closely. It seemed like everything worked just fine! There's just... one.... teensy little problem: I can't for the life of me figure out why it isn't actually working. I turned on AUTH, I turned on STARTTLS, I got all my certificates in a row, AUTH PLAIN shows up as an extended option...

... and the damn thing still won't let me relay. When I base-64 encode my username and password I get a string that looks okay. I get a challenge that looks okay. I pass it to the Sendmail connection with the proper syntax (the syntax looks okay too)... and whammo, failure.

# telnet localhost 25
Trying 127.0.0.1...
Connected to localhost.
Escape character is '^]'.
220 panther.black-panther.us ESMTP Sendmail 8.12.10/8.12.10; Tue, 28 Oct 2003 22:57:51 -0500
ehlo localhost
250-panther.black-panther.us Hello root@localhost.localdomain [127.0.0.1], pleased to meet you
250-ENHANCEDSTATUSCODES
250-PIPELINING
250-EXPN
250-VERB
250-8BITMIME
250-SIZE
250-DSN
250-ETRN
250-AUTH PLAIN
250-STARTTLS
250-DELIVERBY
250 HELP
AUTH PLAIN AGZlcmVuBzhhdWcuIXU=
535 5.7.0 authentication failed

All I get from /var/log/maillog is

Oct 28 22:50:33 panther sendmail[3723]: STARTTLS=server, relay=blah.blah.com [www.xxx.yyy.zzz], version=TLSv1/SSLv3, verify=NOT, cipher=RC4-MD5, bits=128/128
Oct 28 22:50:33 panther sendmail[3723]: h9T3oXRo003723: ruleset=check_rcpt, arg1=<jolsen@devry.com>, relay=blah.blah.com [www.xxx.yyy.zzz], reject=550 5.7.1 <jolsen@devry.com>... Relaying denied. Proper authentication required.
Oct 28 22:50:33 panther sendmail[3723]: h9T3oXRo003723: from=<feren@black-panther.us>, size=0, class=0, nrcpts=0, proto=ESMTP, daemon=MTA, relay=blah.blah.com [www.xxx.yyy.zzz]

I just don't get it. Ah well. It's not terribly important, but it would be nice to get SMTP AUTH working for relays so that I can stop opening up my server to half of Southern Minnesota, ya know?

In other news I went to another real estate agent today (one who happens to be local to my complex no less), and asked her to list options for me in the Wheeling/Buffalo Grove/Vernon Hills area. I wasn't terribly surprised when the answer was "townhouse, condo or coach home?" I'm not enthused about any of those choices -- I've spent the last seven years sharing walls with other people, I would like it to stop now please. I guess this means I'm back to looking at Lansing... but I'll continue to have this agent research options for me in the Northwest Suburbs to see what I might find. You never know, I might like a townhouse. While I seriously doubt it would ever happen (lightning is more likely to strike first) I can't know for certain if I don't at least look.

The epic search continues!

I woke up this morning with a buzz rolling 'round in my brain

Hmmm.

You know, I'm a horrible, horrible geek. I'm just not happy unless I have my fingers dirty, my sleeves rolled up and my hands in some sort of project -- it doesn't matter if that project is a car engine rebuild, a computer overhaul, pulling single-mode fiber or something else, I feel compelled to keep myself busy. Tonight's project of choice is Sendmail, and overhauling it so that I can allow people to relay their SMTP traffic through me without becomming some spammer's bitch. I was able to locate a couple documents and followed them closely. It seemed like everything worked just fine! There's just... one.... teensy little problem: I can't for the life of me figure out why it isn't actually working. I turned on AUTH, I turned on STARTTLS, I got all my certificates in a row, AUTH PLAIN shows up as an extended option...

... and the damn thing still won't let me relay. When I base-64 encode my username and password I get a string that looks okay. I get a challenge that looks okay. I pass it to the Sendmail connection with the proper syntax (the syntax looks okay too)... and whammo, failure.

# telnet localhost 25
Trying 127.0.0.1...
Connected to localhost.
Escape character is '^]'.
220 panther.black-panther.us ESMTP Sendmail 8.12.10/8.12.10; Tue, 28 Oct 2003 22:57:51 -0500
ehlo localhost
250-panther.black-panther.us Hello root@localhost.localdomain [127.0.0.1], pleased to meet you
250-ENHANCEDSTATUSCODES
250-PIPELINING
250-EXPN
250-VERB
250-8BITMIME
250-SIZE
250-DSN
250-ETRN
250-AUTH PLAIN
250-STARTTLS
250-DELIVERBY
250 HELP
AUTH PLAIN AGZlcmVuBzhhdWcuIXU=
535 5.7.0 authentication failed

All I get from /var/log/maillog is

Oct 28 22:50:33 panther sendmail[3723]: STARTTLS=server, relay=blah.blah.com [www.xxx.yyy.zzz], version=TLSv1/SSLv3, verify=NOT, cipher=RC4-MD5, bits=128/128
Oct 28 22:50:33 panther sendmail[3723]: h9T3oXRo003723: ruleset=check_rcpt, arg1=<jolsen@devry.com>, relay=blah.blah.com [www.xxx.yyy.zzz], reject=550 5.7.1 <jolsen@devry.com>... Relaying denied. Proper authentication required.
Oct 28 22:50:33 panther sendmail[3723]: h9T3oXRo003723: from=<feren@black-panther.us>, size=0, class=0, nrcpts=0, proto=ESMTP, daemon=MTA, relay=blah.blah.com [www.xxx.yyy.zzz]

I just don't get it. Ah well. It's not terribly important, but it would be nice to get SMTP AUTH working for relays so that I can stop opening up my server to half of Southern Minnesota, ya know?

In other news I went to another real estate agent today (one who happens to be local to my complex no less), and asked her to list options for me in the Wheeling/Buffalo Grove/Vernon Hills area. I wasn't terribly surprised when the answer was "townhouse, condo or coach home?" I'm not enthused about any of those choices -- I've spent the last seven years sharing walls with other people, I would like it to stop now please. I guess this means I'm back to looking at Lansing... but I'll continue to have this agent research options for me in the Northwest Suburbs to see what I might find. You never know, I might like a townhouse. While I seriously doubt it would ever happen (lightning is more likely to strike first) I can't know for certain if I don't at least look.

The epic search continues!

I woke up this morning with a buzz rolling 'round in my brain

Mmm, a note to myself...

I absolutely must do these things tomorrow:

Clean Ra's litterbox.

Change the fish tank's filters.

Do laundry.

Call up Addison and get a copy of my transcript run, then find out what I need to complete my degree. I think seven years is quite long enough for a bachelors, don't you?

Call Candis King and see if she has any thoughts on Bolingbrook/Batavia housing options.

Fax necessary documentation to my loan officer so he doesn't think I'm trying to scam him (fax machine was broken yesterday and today at the office).

Pick up pumpkins for carving.

Oh yeah, one last thing...

Go into my overdue 2001-2002 review and get a big fat raise.

Mmm, a note to myself...

I absolutely must do these things tomorrow:

Clean Ra's litterbox.

Change the fish tank's filters.

Do laundry.

Call up Addison and get a copy of my transcript run, then find out what I need to complete my degree. I think seven years is quite long enough for a bachelors, don't you?

Call Candis King and see if she has any thoughts on Bolingbrook/Batavia housing options.

Fax necessary documentation to my loan officer so he doesn't think I'm trying to scam him (fax machine was broken yesterday and today at the office).

Pick up pumpkins for carving.

Oh yeah, one last thing...

Go into my overdue 2001-2002 review and get a big fat raise.