Man, how bad do I suck?

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Went to the Meijer on the way home from "Super Service" training today (That'd be "customer service" training to those not in the vernacular) to pick up a few groceries and necessities. Gin, tonic, that sort of thing. While I remembered at the last second to pick up a new toothbrush, somewhere in the process I utterly forgot to get a new tub of Folger's. My house is without coffee for the first time ever. I feel vaguely unsettled by this development. I may have to make a 3:00 AM Meijer run in order to soothe my OCD.

Some day I'll master this "shopping list" instead of relying upon my overtaxed mental capacity.

stay with me