Revelations

[feren]

Last night I had Burger King for dinner since it was cheap, easy and I was only a little bit hungry. For three dollars and seventy-eight cents I was able to get a medium onion ring, and two of their double cheeseburgers. It was a quick and simple dinner, followed with a decent episode of The Simpsons and a few puffs off the pipe (tobacco pipe, just to make sure there is no misunderstanding). It was a good evening, by and large, because I was able to mostly put my day behind me and just unwind. This bliss, however, was not to last.

For something like the last four hours I have been in Digestive Purgatory.

Clearly I cannot process grease of any sort anymore. Time to just face the facts and adjust my diet accordingly. Now I just wish my stomach would hurry up and finish punishing me for my foolishness. I can not get any work done if I have to keep running to the bathroom every forty-five minutes.

Comments

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

HULK SMASH GREASEBALL HAMBURGERS!

*SPLATTER!*

Hey, that was kind of fun!

I hope you feel better soon. Have a salad at lunch. It might help.

[roho.livejournal.com]

You need a Gallagher icon for those sort of smashings ;)

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

I think there should be an JL option to pay a few extra bucks a year to get an extra ten icons!

[roho.livejournal.com]

Just wait'll the next time they put some Permanent Accounts on sale...you never have to pay subscription fees again, and you get more icons! ;)

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Sweet!

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Or, of course, I could just do this...

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

Ooog, I couldn't digest greasy stuff for quite a while after my bout of stomach flu.
Interesting diet idea, though... the "junk food makes you sick" diet!

[urocyon.livejournal.com]

'Fraid nicotine can aggrivate the stomach as well. One of the reasons I've cut back on my pipes.