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It is currently 1856, and according to my boarding pass we are supposed to begin boarding the plane at 1906. There's just one problem.

Our plane isn't here yet. There's a big empty space on the tarmac next to my jetway. The agents haven't made any announcement that our flight is late, so there's only one logical conclusion that I can make: It's obvious to me that American has licensed the technology used in Wonder Woman's jet and used it to retrofit our Boeing. Thus we are flying on the first invisible 737 in history.

Comments

[tuftears.livejournal.com]

Make sure it's leaving from the gate where you think it's leaving from! Lest they think you have developed cloaking technology and are their first invisible passenger.

[sylverfox.livejournal.com]

That would be sweet, but a little unsettling to those afraid of flying... like me. :)