I will do as the voice commands me!

[feren]

There is an overhead PA here in the Budget lot that has a looping tape playing announcements. I can't help but think of Orwell's "1984" as I listen to this woman drone on over and over.

I will be sure to note the mileage and gas tank reading on the rental folder.

When returning the car, I will be sure I have removed all my belongings.

I will remember to leave the keys in the car when I return the vehicle.

Thank you for renting from Budget Rent-a-car.

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[gen.livejournal.com]

And worship Satan. ;)

[feren.livejournal.com]

Yes, and worship Sata-

Wait a minute.......

[calisi.livejournal.com]

Actually, it rather puts me in mind of Paranoia.

See how the computer loves you? The computer is your friend.

If you are not happy, you must not love the computer enough. That's treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution.

YOU ARE HAPPY, AREN'T YOU?

[roho.livejournal.com]

You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot live visout ice cream.

[jingle.livejournal.com]

If I spill a drink, I will lick it off the dashboard.

[captain18.livejournal.com]

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone...