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[feren]

The Incredible Farting Coworker must be stopped at any cost.

I think I'll hire a team of ninjas to perform a surgical strike on him in the elevator lobby. Their mission will be to cork him, dead or alive.

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Edit 1:12 PM: These aren't farts, these are acts of war. I'm going to demand reparations for crimes against humanity.

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Stuck on two

[(Anonymous)]

Finally I have a good reason for being stuck on the second floor. Since this building does not have any circulation I have no fear of the Bogie man...

Shanedoll ;)

[amichele2.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is... that's nasty and that co-worker needs to have some respect and go to the bathroom.

[roho.livejournal.com]

Bring in one of the eucalyptus candles. Waft it in his direction as needed. Hope he takes the hint.

[feren.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't have to hint, he knows. In fact he's proud of being able to fart loudly and often. Which just makes his behavior all the more aggravating.

[feren.livejournal.com]

Odds are I will end up going to HR about this. I've asked him, I've told him, I've threatened him. Still he's hanging around here and cracking them off.

[roho.livejournal.com]

Woo! Another notch in the belt...getting people dismissed for gross incompitence, gross software violations, and just plain being gross ;)

And yeah, most companies consider deliberate, frequent, unwelcome flatulence a form of harassment these days. Rightly so.

[amichele2.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's something he should be proud of... that's just nasty.

[points.livejournal.com]

Stick Triggur in his cube for a day.

[giza.livejournal.com]

He could be on a high fiber diet like I am. Under doctor's orders, ya know.

[feren.livejournal.com]

Trust me, no... That's not the case.

[tarinfirepelt.livejournal.com]

I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...
I will be a good fox and not post the picture...

;)P