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[feren]

The Incredible Farting Coworker must be stopped at any cost.

I think I'll hire a team of ninjas to perform a surgical strike on him in the elevator lobby. Their mission will be to cork him, dead or alive.

. o O o .
Edit 1:12 PM: These aren't farts, these are acts of war. I'm going to demand reparations for crimes against humanity.

Comments

[feren.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't have to hint, he knows. In fact he's proud of being able to fart loudly and often. Which just makes his behavior all the more aggravating.

[amichele2.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's something he should be proud of... that's just nasty.