Ugh.

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I awoke to the sound of Ra doing his chuffing-choking-heaving routine twice this morning (around 2 and 3 AM) so I chased him out of the room in my sleep-stupor. When I finally got up with my alarm I looked out in the hallway and wasn't at all surprised to find several spots where he had been sick, so after I showered and shaved I went to do the clean-up routine. Par for the course, right? I knew that sometime Ra's harf could be foul, but I had no idea it could be this vile -- I discovered that he had somehow managed to stain the tile on the hallway floor. I scrubbed at it for a good three minutes with a wet paper towel and still there were traces.

That's some powerful harf. This calls for the bald dude with the sparkling head (no, not my uncle) and possibly some floor wax.

Comments

[jingle.livejournal.com]

Pets have an amazing ability to defy standard cleaning conventions. Angel's hair shall dwell in our carpet until the end of time, and Buster has forever irreparibly stained it in the hallway.

[urocyon.livejournal.com]

bald dude with the sparkling head (no, not my uncle)

Of course not. That's you. Though not as buff as Mr Cleanliness. :)

*flee*