The village can blow me.

[feren]

Dear Village Official:

In response to your letter dated December 5th?

You can choke on it. Choke and die crying.

Yours,
J. F. Olsen
Taxpaying resident and whipping boy for your petty, contrived retribution

Comments

[frysco.livejournal.com]

One would wonder what this letter was about?

[neuracnu.livejournal.com]

Ok, fine, don't join the Navy then.


PS - I am a horrible, horrible person.

[miang.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yes, but you're a very funny horrible, horrible person.

Besides, if any Village were going to blow feren, in all likelihood that would be the one...

but alas...

[neuracnu.livejournal.com]

Besides, if any Village were going to blow feren, in all likelihood that would be the one...

...there is another.

Re: but alas...

[roho.livejournal.com]

Don't forget, he works for DeVry. Perhaps this village is more appropriate!

Re: but alas...

[neuracnu.livejournal.com]

But that village doesn't blow.

...

Actually, strike that. I stand corrected.

Re: but alas...

[rustitobuck.livejournal.com]

Nah, this one.

[wolfbrotherjoe.livejournal.com]

Um... what's wrong? What did they do?

[yakko.livejournal.com]

I can't help but notice the "ntb" tag. I have to wonder if tomorrow's post will be about having fun with a not-very-well-guarded bulldozer. O:o)

[posicat.livejournal.com]

I had a teacher once, who had absolutely no part in a buldozer traveling 2 miles and ending up in lake michigan. He'd always wink at the "absolutely no part"