File under "things that I should never have to say at work."

[feren]

Today's contribution:

No, my head is not like a Rorschach test!

Comments

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

I reckon it could be, if we smack it around enough.

[feren.livejournal.com]

But that would render it more like a topological map and less like an inkblot.

Unless a lot of the red water comes out, in which case it may be more inkblot-like.

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

I was thinking less a beating and more like a cranial pinkbelly.

[feren.livejournal.com]

Stencil my scalp with patterns made out of sunblock, expose me to a full day of yardwork in the summer and see what magical reverse-masking effects take place.

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

Or we could just get you a hat with cut-outs and you could hang reverse brain.

[feren.livejournal.com]

If we ascribe the name of "hanging brain" to the act of letting ones scrote swing freely with nothing else showing, then I suppose the act you describe above should be called "hanging scrote."

Because I'm all about the symmetry and quid pro quo in naming.

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. That's worth considering.

[hightensile.livejournal.com]

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