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[feren]

The sound of the blower that keeps him inflated may well drive of mad before this day is through. Even my headphones can not drown out that monotone whirring.

Comments

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

If you cut him at a seam, everyone else will just assume it was a defective seam.

I'm sure you could also find some way to short the blower.

[doomsey.livejournal.com]

short the blower? Why bother? just take a big pair of clippers and cut the power cord.

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Stealth, my friend. Stealth.

[doomsey.livejournal.com]

Stealth? But why?

If I were confronted with such a thing, I'd want to disable it as visibly as possible. :)

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Well, if you want to be showy about it, I propose filling it with a mix of hydrogen and oxygen, then throwing a match at it.

[doomsey.livejournal.com]

without being prosecuted for arson.

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Well, that's where the stealth comes in...

[doomsey.livejournal.com]

use a timer and a spark gap instead of throwing the match, I guess.

[youngvanwinkle.livejournal.com]

I propose finding all the leaky spots and gluing them up, so the air can't escape and the blower starts overinflating him, until he bursts into pieces from the strain.

[ronbar.livejournal.com]

Three words: unscheduled power outage. It could mysteriously affect only the circuit the blower is connected to.

You've revealed $EMPLOYER there, but you could crop it out.

[linnaeus.livejournal.com]

Haven't met that guy yet. Is he a new project manager?

[feren.livejournal.com]

Full of hot air, can be knocked over with a feather? Yeah, probably.

[urocyon.livejournal.com]

A decoration that tacky begs for equally low-brow retribution.

[hightensile.livejournal.com]

I was in town yesterday and just missed the big Superbowl Bash Celarbration.

Darn I say.

Darn.