Ahahahahahahahahahahahha!

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I'm sweaty, disheveled and dirty but I found that damnable remote! Sure, the bedroom is now in an even worse state of disarray than when I began. Sure, Ra's hiding in his litterbox and whimpering in terror. Sure, I had to subject myself and the bedroom to more than ninety-five minutes of pure torture (I had been ransacking for quite some time before the last entry) but I finally found it!!!

I can die a happy man now.

*pant*
*froth*
*coronary*