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Given:

Money is what makes this world go 'round
I like(d) spending money on my friends
I have expensive tastes (booze, electronics, cars and art)
I am a good consumer whore (see above)
I am prone to being hit with heavy expenses (vet bills for the cat, unexpected car repairs and acting as a loan broker)
My taxes are too simple
I don't like how little money I am saving per month
I am not pleased with how long it has taken me to achieve my current level of savings in my various accounts (401(k), savings accounts, Roth IRA, bonds, etc)
Inflation looms in our future
I have too much free time
and
I'm unsatisfied with the fact I'm still drawing breath

Well, when I take all of that into account I can only come to one conclusion: I think I should look into getting a second job. I just dunno where I should apply at first.