I can't help but laugh...

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I turned the page on my "Best of George Carlin" calendar and realized it was St. Patrick's Day. George's thought for the day seems particularly apropos, and I bet crackjackal (the irish, monochromatic bitchnut of fame) gets a laugh out of it too:

I notice at Jewish weddings they break a glass. Have you ever been to an Irish wedding? Glasses, bottles, mirrors, tables, chairs, arms, legs, the band's instruments and the groom's neck. We don't mess around. Mazel tov!