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In an AIM conversation today:

Me: I'm in a car with Dave and Jeff, listening to them about World of Warcraft and other boring shit. I'm almost to the point that I'd slam my dick in the car door... it'd at least take my mind off their inane banter about "low damage but high bonuses to heal for warriors." Just cast magic missle against the darkness and fuckoff! Save me! Because now they're talking about paladins and ogres and shit. Unless you want to watch me slam my junk in a car door.

Them: ...please don't. You have nice junk.

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