College football
Sep. 29th, 2012 05:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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lady_curmudgeon that college football could be made vastly more interesting if I could just get a thought shift to occur around mascot choices.
Imagine this: Instead of choosing something "noble" like the Wolf or the Husky or the Falcon, the coach and school go for something a bit more ... humble.
I submit for your consideration: the star-nosed mole.
Now, imagine that terrifying visage as a seven foot tall, terrycloth, nightmare-fuel mascot costume. Oh, the Moles are down 5 points in the final quarter? Trot this mascot out on the field for a quick pep rally. Watch the opposing team shriek and scatter in confusion and fear!
This is a game-changer, I'm telling you.
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lady_curmudgeon that college football could be made vastly more interesting if I could just get a thought shift to occur around mascot choices.Imagine this: Instead of choosing something "noble" like the Wolf or the Husky or the Falcon, the coach and school go for something a bit more ... humble.
I submit for your consideration: the star-nosed mole.
Now, imagine that terrifying visage as a seven foot tall, terrycloth, nightmare-fuel mascot costume. Oh, the Moles are down 5 points in the final quarter? Trot this mascot out on the field for a quick pep rally. Watch the opposing team shriek and scatter in confusion and fear!
This is a game-changer, I'm telling you.
This entry was originally posted at http://feren.dreamwidth.org/433425.html and is the preferred location to read this journal!
