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ferenLive Journal's website is hoarked, so I can't check my friend's journals. It doesn't mean I can't write mine, but it certainly isn't giving me very much inspiration to do so.
So, since I am relatively uninspired and I'm rather tired, I instead leave you with this little tidbit that I found on a website. I don't agree with 100% of it, but a vast majority of it is close enough to the truth for me. Hate me if you want.
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I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
China approaches our plane in international waters with fighter jets,
crashes into it forcing us into an emergency landing, seizes our plane and holds our crewmen captive, and then demands an apology......
here's your apology China.....FUCK YOU!
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, dammit.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
Japan uses a sneak attack on us during World War II, and wreaks havoc on Pearl Harbor which forces the U.S. into the war.
Then we recently apologized to Japan for dropping the bomb on Hiroshima, which helped to end the war.
Here's an amendment to that apology......FUCK YOU TOO!
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think Oprah is a big fat pig.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't
begun to be enlightened.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
fat-free on the package.
Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake, and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie.
Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you, so shut the fuck up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches.
And where does he get his money.
And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation
in the world for the next four years.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me
crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your dick, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you.
This even applies when she is a fat pig with self esteem issues, and you are President of the United States.
Is means is, dumbass.
If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.
You will get NO apology from me for it.
So, since I am relatively uninspired and I'm rather tired, I instead leave you with this little tidbit that I found on a website. I don't agree with 100% of it, but a vast majority of it is close enough to the truth for me. Hate me if you want.
--------------
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
China approaches our plane in international waters with fighter jets,
crashes into it forcing us into an emergency landing, seizes our plane and holds our crewmen captive, and then demands an apology......
here's your apology China.....FUCK YOU!
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, dammit.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
Japan uses a sneak attack on us during World War II, and wreaks havoc on Pearl Harbor which forces the U.S. into the war.
Then we recently apologized to Japan for dropping the bomb on Hiroshima, which helped to end the war.
Here's an amendment to that apology......FUCK YOU TOO!
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think Oprah is a big fat pig.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't
begun to be enlightened.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
fat-free on the package.
Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake, and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie.
Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you, so shut the fuck up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches.
And where does he get his money.
And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation
in the world for the next four years.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me
crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your dick, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you.
This even applies when she is a fat pig with self esteem issues, and you are President of the United States.
Is means is, dumbass.
If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.
You will get NO apology from me for it.
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Cool!
Date: 2001-07-25 08:43 am (UTC)No, I don't hate you. You're still my cynical, ranting, bittersweet panther. *smootch*
woo
Date: 2001-07-25 09:09 pm (UTC)I'm not gonna hate you for it, tho, because besides from being all of the above, you're pretty cool.
However, there is one thing in there that REALLY pisses me off, and you should know better: "Hillary is a carpet=muching lesbian"...
Saying someone is gay as an insult to them (espeically if they're an 'aggressive' woman or 'feminine' man) is one of my biggest pet peeves. I think you can figure out why.
And I got sent this same rant by someone claiming it was from Carlin, but it's not. HE's much smarter (and not that conservative), and Leary is funnier.
Re: woo
Date: 2001-07-26 07:31 am (UTC)Ah well, live and learn.
Re: woo
Date: 2001-07-26 07:37 am (UTC)Re: woo
Date: 2001-07-26 07:57 am (UTC)Re: woo
Date: 2001-07-26 08:13 am (UTC)p.s.
Date: 2001-07-25 09:11 pm (UTC)