Words, words... I am not PC.

[feren]

Since I'm in an odd mood, and the LiveJournal bug has bitten me squarely in the ass I will now post a list of words and/or phrases that make me angry. I would gladly pay to see anybody who uses these words have a traumatic introduction of their head to a tire iron at something resembling 130 miles per hour. This list is not all-encompassing. It is subject to change at any time.

In no particular order:

• Bling
  
• *lol*
  
• *rofl*
  
• phat
  
• thugz
  
• w00t
  
• "Icy Hot Stuntaz"
  
• Nigger
  
• w00t (because I hate it that much)
  
• dwaggin
  
• Martha Stewart
  
• "Fucking greedy Republicans"
  
• "Fucking bleeding-heart liberal"
  
• Democrat
  
• "Fucking mundanes"
  
• "Fucking furries"
  
• "Fucking fags"
  
• Gay Pride
  
• Black Pride
  
• White Power
  
• "Ebonics is a legitimate language"
  
• niggaz
  
• Politically Correct
  

I reserve the right to add your stupid slang or phrase to my list at any time. I reserve the right to remove it any time. You are here to amuse me, so dance goddammit! DANCE YOU STUPID PUPPETS!

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." - James D. Nicoll

Notice that Mister Nicoll doesn't say we chase ignorant, uneducated apes down alleyways and beat them unconscious to gain vocabulary, only other languages. Speak the language right or cut out your voicebox, would you?

Comments

[feren.livejournal.com]

Speaking of 2010 and that crowd, when're you going to come back to #wt?

[ronbar.livejournal.com]

As soon as my plans for world domination have come to fruition. Muhahaha.

First we need to move and I need to turn one of these Letters of Intent to Hire/Conditional Employment Offers into an actual job. That might happen as soon as this Wednesday or as late as a couple weeks from now. Once that happens, I'll have even less time to dick around on the computer.