Tell me (silly meme)

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This assumes (and I think I assume correctly) that most of the people that read this journal and are likely to respond know me to some reasonable extent.

So tell me in a comment: If you saw me cuffed and sitting in the back of a squad car, what would you imagine I was being charged with?

Comments

[spoothbrush.livejournal.com]

Arson.

[vorrant.livejournal.com]

Photography in the second degree.

[roho.livejournal.com]

Photographing something. 9/11.

[tango.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, I so connected film2edit's icon with your entry and seeing who really made the entry changes the answer.

Murder 2, based on your acting that one MFF...

[wolfbrotherjoe.livejournal.com]

Hrmmm...
If it was in front of your place of business, I could cite all *sorts* of possible reasons...

If not, I'd imagine you had loudly and vehemently protested being told you couldn't do something, like photography for instance, that you felt made no sense, and had gotten arrested for disturbing the peace.

[moryssa.livejournal.com]

Mass fursuit-icide?

[neuracnu.livejournal.com]

Jesus-smashing-the-shit-out-of-the-temple-money-changers-style rampage.

[gatcat.livejournal.com]

Felonious aggravated thought crime.

[slipdragon.livejournal.com]

You'd finally snapped, and started killing people at your job, so, Murder One. :D

--B.

[rev-ringtail.livejournal.com]

A number of reasons would go through my head,

completely by mistake, which seems most likely, "big bald dude is in the vicinity. He must have done it."

Or taking the big game hunter idea for fur cons a little too far. (Would it be too far, really?)

Oh, and for throwing a chair through a window when they tell you yet again you have to move seats.

And lastly, for taking pictures somewhere the police deem off limits, ie airport, DC, etc.

[foxish.livejournal.com]

It would depend on two things: the officers and your personal state.

If you're bloodied and they're unhappy, it's mass serial homocide.

If you're not bloodied but they're still sour Sams, it's criminal negligence and manslaughter.

If they're cheery sorts, then criminal mischief. Blood doesn't matter in this case.

Really, if you're lucky, it's a 6-2-8--Taking The Dude Over To A Pub For Happy Hour.

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Trespassing, resulting in the humorous relocation of a foosball table.

[brianblackberry.livejournal.com]

Well after those previous adventures with your camera, you finally told the cop where to stick it when they attempted to take your camera for photographing a freeway mile post or something.

[duckhunter.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

I mean, frankly, if you haven't snapped by now, you're not going to. Well, unless something so horrid happens, that any manslaughter charges will be reduced to 'felony littering' due to circumstances.

So I'm not thinking anything too violent.

In fact, I could see you doing something like this just to see what happens, so I figure you're heading down to Precinct for a beer.

-DH

[goldrose.livejournal.com]

I would guess, and I dunno you THAT well, that it would be for hitting someone who harmed a woman.

[frostyw.livejournal.com]

For removing someone's teeth with a crowbar. Probably at the office.

[steelhelix.livejournal.com]

I'd agree with other commenters, that just isn't enough information... we need to know about blood stains or lack thereof... obviously, blood indicates murder... lack of it... mmm... failure to keep your mouth shut when pulled over for a traffic citation?

[steelhelix.livejournal.com]

I suppose I need to elaborate... blood on YOU (someone else's blood) means murder... blood on the cop (your blood) means failing to keep your mouth shut...

[yotogi.livejournal.com]

Drunk and disorderly.

No, wait, that was me.

[colliedoc.livejournal.com]

Homicide. Especially if you have that happy little grin on your face like you had the best sex of your life, smoked a Cuban cigar and ate something on the endangered species as a post romp snack.

[markvd.livejournal.com]

Indecent Exposure

[captain18.livejournal.com]

Murder. Possibly of a rent-a-cop after a dispute regarding photography.

[tremaine.livejournal.com]

The mind boggles! You're a deviously creative type. Thoughts in my head range from "My God, he's finally gone and killed them all!" to "I'm not sure if I want to see the victim. Even though it will probably be hilarious. Very hilarious."

[schloss-adler.livejournal.com]

Something involving a flamethrower...

[daf666.livejournal.com]

Everything else has been guessed, so I'll say frotteurism.

[blueadept.livejournal.com]

I'm just starting to go back through LJ entries from when I was gone, so here goes...

...taking photos of things the cops didn't like you taking photos of. Public transport, cops, arrests, buildings... who knows. "Threat to national security" would be the phrase bandied about. You'd be released the next day and all charges would be dropped after a judge laughed them out of court when they ask for an indictment.

[neowolf2.livejournal.com]

Blasphemy.