And oh yeah...

[feren]

If one more person attempts to run me through their armchair analysis and tells me I have this LiveJournal because I'm an exhibitionist, despite the reasons I've given them for writing on LiveJournal, I will jam rusty fish hooks into their toes and eyes, hoist them up by their reproductive organs and let them hang upside down for an eon or two before breaking them open like overripe melons. I will dance in their leaking blood and play polo with their kidneys.

Fucking wannabe psychologists. Nothing pisses me off more than some smug bastard who is positive he's right in his judgment and who willfully ignores the explanation I provide.

Comments

[aureth.livejournal.com]

Kick some ass, dude.

[tremaine.livejournal.com]

I hope this wasn't over the comments we exchanged over my entry earlier today...?

[tremaine.livejournal.com]

If it was, I tend to really fark things up good, and didn't mean to imply anything about your use of LiveJournal. (More reason for me not to play on the computer when I'm tired... :P)

Ooo

[mirrsy.livejournal.com]

I don't think that of you, but can you play polo with my kidneys anyways?

And damammmmn, brutha, you surpass me at insulting people. I bow to your l33t superiority.

Okay, gotta do it...

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

HULK SMASH! SMASH ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGISTS GOOD!

I don't know if it makes you feel any better, but I feel pretty good about it. *grin*

Re: Okay, gotta do it...

[roho.livejournal.com]

Now there's some armchair psychology that I can relate to!

[gen.livejournal.com]

I zink zat jour vazination mit hangink peoples up by zheir genitals implize zhat jou haf to go und uzen der facilities after jou hitzen der post button.

*ahem*

Seriously though, I've gotten that too. I've kept an online journal elsewhere for about two years now and I've been accused of showing off and I've gotten friends upset because they read my opinions of them in my angriest moments. It's inevatible.

The amusing thing is that eventually just about all of my friends have taken up journaling as well. Heh. I have noticed that the people who protest the most about having a journal do so because they're trying to justify to themselves why they shouldn't keep one (because then everyone will get a good look inside of them and see who they really are inside. This scares the crap out of lots of folks.)

And unrelated but... Hi Feren!

[feren.livejournal.com]

I honestly think that some people believe they can peer (like their MU descriptions) deep into my soul and derive all my secrets. The big surprise for them is that despite what they read here, they still know precisely nothing about me and what makes me tick. I've lived with me for all my life, and I still don't know why I do half of the things I do.

But I do know for certain why I do this, and when my painstaking response is so casually dismissed it miffs me just a wee bit.

Unrelated greeting cheerfully accepted and returned. Hi, Genesis! Whyever are you lurking around my page, of all places? I can't be that interesting to read. ;)