And oh yeah...

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If one more person attempts to run me through their armchair analysis and tells me I have this LiveJournal because I'm an exhibitionist, despite the reasons I've given them for writing on LiveJournal, I will jam rusty fish hooks into their toes and eyes, hoist them up by their reproductive organs and let them hang upside down for an eon or two before breaking them open like overripe melons. I will dance in their leaking blood and play polo with their kidneys.

Fucking wannabe psychologists. Nothing pisses me off more than some smug bastard who is positive he's right in his judgment and who willfully ignores the explanation I provide.