Doesn't that just figure?

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I quit smoking, and less than a week afterwards I get a cough that makes it feel like I'm rupturing my throat every time I even twitch my lungs. Not to mention when I do cough it's like my lungs are trying to escape. Fire in the throat should be from good whiskey or scotch, not from simple breathing (or the dreaded cough).

Feh. I need to find some NyQuil.