Something I found while randomly skimming LJs....

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The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time


Milking a cow!

No, I have no explanation.

Comments

[neuracnu.livejournal.com]

That's nothing like my first experience milking a cow. It was on my grandfather's dairy farm and I was 7 years old. There's apparently a cascading squeeze action you have to do with your fist in order to get the suction right. I couldn't do it and ended up just yanking on the poor girl's udders. I never did get the hang of it. ]:-(

[genet.livejournal.com]

It's definately harder than it looks. You have to squeeze just right while pulling down.

I'll never forget my mother trying to teach me... and ending up getting a facefull of milk as I accidently aimed too high. ;)

But mmmm... fresh milk... yum.

[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Eep!

[neuracnu.livejournal.com]

I dunno about fresh milk, but squeezing teets sure is fun. It's fun to say, too. Teets!