ARGH!

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I saw a link on Plastic.com to this report about some stupid couple suing Kelloggs because their unattended Pop-Tart caught fire and burned their house half to the ground. I took one gander and decided that this, my friends, this is why I believe our society to be corrupt and beyond help.

Shoot me now, please.

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WTF?

[jenwolf.livejournal.com]

Shit, I thought by now everybody knew that unattended poptarts will catch on fire [especially the strawberry ones]. Don't these people read Dave Barry (http://www.miami.com/herald/special/features/barry/)? If you're that stupid, you don't deserve to have nice things, like a house, or a toaster.
Here's your sign.

"There was a time when the pieces fit,
But I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering..."