Bwahaha.

[feren]

I just added the clause "I'm sorry, but I cannot accept or work any issues without a corresponding trouble ticket generated by the Help Desk. If you have an issue, please dial *8, then 1997 to transfer to the Help Desk," to my voicemail message at work. I have now officially told people they cannot call and leave VM on my phone about problems they're having, never open a ticket for it and then whine when I don't fix their issue "in a timely manner." No tickey, no worky.

CYA, baby.

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[sillydragon.livejournal.com]

Just go to ThinkGeek and get one of thier "No, I will not fix your computer." T-shirts. }:)

Good idea...

[feren.livejournal.com]

But I'm not allowed to wear t-shirts at work. We're business-casual, not casual-casual. So that idea is out.

What I'd really like to find right now is some neat stuff to trim out my cube and just make it demoralization central, along with making people fear to tread there. I've already picked out a few of the "Demotivator" framed posters that I want to put up, but after seeing some of the stuff that jwz has done I feel compelled to reach a higher order of chaos and doom.

Suggestions?

Re: Good idea...

[roho.livejournal.com]

Thousands of googly-eyes, stuck to the walls, all looking right at the cubicle door.

Might cut down on unwanted visitors.