Hey, you started it, toilet-seat-backboard boy! Now, don't taunt us, or we'll get into another one of those "My story is grosser than yours!" rounds while eveyrone is eating.
We could always go out for seafood, and I could order the mussels, and then hold one up and declare in a loud voice that it looks just like a clitoris, and start playing with it.
I don't have any gross stories to contribute, so I just have to be insanely weird instead.
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