Wrath...

[feren]

When I find the individual(s) on this floor who seem to think the toilet seat is some sort of backboard for them to aim for, there will be suffering.

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[duncandahusky.livejournal.com]

(snicker) Having stayed at his place and seen his bathroom, I think I can help you rule out one of your coworkers, anyway...

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[feren.livejournal.com]

If I'm thinking of the same individual you are, I have a belief he's smart enough to go up to 10 and use the executive floor's washrooms.

No self-respecting human being would step into the restroom on 7. :p

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[linnaeus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was kind of wondering what's up with that myself. The place looks like a hotel room after an anime convention...

Okay, maybe that was uncalled for, but I'll definitely be taking your advice on the 10th floor facilities. They like to turn off the lights in the bathrooms here after 7, and I don't care for hearing squishing sounds under my feet. :P

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[genet.livejournal.com]

I don't care for hearing squishing sounds under my feet.

Oh lord. is it that bad? That's....disgusting.

Not to mention, a health risk.

*shudder* okay, I'm grossed out now.

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[duncandahusky.livejournal.com]

The place looks like a hotel room after an anime convention...

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Oh, and looked who joined the LJ ranks. All your soul are belong to us ;-)

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[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Oy, definitely not good. But I won't be truly impressed until:

a) the quality of the bathroom dips below the "anime convention room" and into the "RenFest Port-a-Potty" realm.

or

b) Cthulhu rises out of the toilet.

Which is worse? Considering that RenFest Port-a-Potties are subjected to vomit-drunk Festies holding flashlights at 1:30 AM, Cthulhu suddenly looks rather cuddly and cute...

And, no, you never want to be puke-drunk in a Port-a-Potty. Never.

*****

I must be really bored to be bringing this stuff up...

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[roho.livejournal.com]

Eugh. I think if I were puke-drunk at a Renfest, and all that was available were the port-a-potties, I think I'd rather festoon a secluded spot than dangle my head into the Pit of Despair. The thought of that just gave me a whole batch of shivers...and ask Feren, I've been subjected to some nasty stuff (mostly while working as a vet tech) :P

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[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

I know. I've always made it a rule to not get *that* drunk at Fest. Well, it's a rule to not get *that* drunk at all, really. Fortunately, I was not the one puking in -- er, at -- the Port-a-Potty at Fest. But I've seen it happen. A lot.

The best one, though, was when the person actually passed out in the portable bathroom for several hours. They were awakened at 3:30 AM by the biffy guys who empty the things out every night. Rather, she was woken up as the sh*t-sucking tank was being hooked up to the biffy she was in...

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[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

...and why is it that the pet industry spawns so many, "Oh, my god, this was so gross..." stories? Between your cat soup and my liquid turtle... what the hell?

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[feren.livejournal.com]

Okay, I officially declare this thread to have degenerated into something wholly disturbing.

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[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

Hey, you started it, toilet-seat-backboard boy! Now, don't taunt us, or we'll get into another one of those "My story is grosser than yours!" rounds while eveyrone is eating.

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[roho.livejournal.com]

I'll win. I have faith. I've got one worse than cat soup :P

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[jenwolf.livejournal.com]

We could always go out for seafood, and I could order the mussels, and then hold one up and declare in a loud voice that it looks just like a clitoris, and start playing with it.

I don't have any gross stories to contribute, so I just have to be insanely weird instead.

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[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

I have no doubt of your gross-out powers. I just like to egg you on so I can get the good stories!

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[chebutykin.livejournal.com]

That can be fixed. Ever consider a job in the pet industry?

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[jenwolf.livejournal.com]

No, my stomach isn't that strong.