Eugh. I think if I were puke-drunk at a Renfest, and all that was available were the port-a-potties, I think I'd rather festoon a secluded spot than dangle my head into the Pit of Despair. The thought of that just gave me a whole batch of shivers...and ask Feren, I've been subjected to some nasty stuff (mostly while working as a vet tech) :P
I know. I've always made it a rule to not get *that* drunk at Fest. Well, it's a rule to not get *that* drunk at all, really. Fortunately, I was not the one puking in -- er, at -- the Port-a-Potty at Fest. But I've seen it happen. A lot.
The best one, though, was when the person actually passed out in the portable bathroom for several hours. They were awakened at 3:30 AM by the biffy guys who empty the things out every night. Rather, she was woken up as the sh*t-sucking tank was being hooked up to the biffy she was in...
...and why is it that the pet industry spawns so many, "Oh, my god, this was so gross..." stories? Between your cat soup and my liquid turtle... what the hell?
Hey, you started it, toilet-seat-backboard boy! Now, don't taunt us, or we'll get into another one of those "My story is grosser than yours!" rounds while eveyrone is eating.
We could always go out for seafood, and I could order the mussels, and then hold one up and declare in a loud voice that it looks just like a clitoris, and start playing with it.
I don't have any gross stories to contribute, so I just have to be insanely weird instead.
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Date: 2002-01-31 01:39 pm (UTC)The best one, though, was when the person actually passed out in the portable bathroom for several hours. They were awakened at 3:30 AM by the biffy guys who empty the things out every night. Rather, she was woken up as the sh*t-sucking tank was being hooked up to the biffy she was in...
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Date: 2002-01-31 10:01 pm (UTC)I don't have any gross stories to contribute, so I just have to be insanely weird instead.
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